When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That's the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

Sara tagged me for this, too, and I only just saw it, whoops! but yay books—


In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

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@ffibble said: i think i have the zine saved as .jpgs, i can try to find them for you tonight <3 

u r a queen, ty so much

toujoursgai said: It’s totally fair to still resent Katy Perry - that weird ‘I will use every country’s cultural aesthetic to further my own visual iconography’ thing last year was Not A Good Look

seeeeriously yes, and also I’m super not on board with how she’s started using like queer groups as a big fanbase and still uses transphobic slurs/plays “I Kissed A Girl”, i’m still so fuckin bitter about that song

manicpixieanglerfish replied to your post“forever torn between wanting…”: 
you are doing an awesome job I am sure so don’t worry your precious heart, my love. it’s also super awesome that they’re scared of you, but why exactly if you don’t mind me asking? just your general badassery, or? xxx also I am starting an office job soon but at a v small start up publisher so different environment I suspect. you should pierce your nose like I did in an act of defiance :) fuck I miss you xxx

ah man it’s this whole complicated office politics story but in general my emails are Too Mean, basically i am eating men’s hearts like i’m supposed to. and haha i did have my nose pierced when i was 16 but piercings are too much effort for me these days, just going to slowly tattoo all my knuckles i think xxx




Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

heart-breakingly, it is though.

Nobody is “lucky” to be loved as well as someone’s fuck buddy (if that’s what they want, of course). You deserve love; to be spoiled; to be appreciated; and to be respected. If you want that from someone you’re sleeping with, you absolutely deserve that. Anything less is someone who doesn’t deserve to be with you. I hate that saying that is meant to be motivational or some shit but it’s just the truth.

man idk this rhetoric creeps me out a bit (tho the original post is cute as) - if you’re sleeping w someone, especially in that kinda fuckbuddy relationship, they’re not obliged to love you. this whole thing of people “deserving” to be loved really unnerves me bc it places a lot of pressure on the person they’re sleeping with. communication, brahs!! if you don’t love someone that you’re sleeping with even if they really really really want you to, that’s not your fault and it doesn’t mean ur lesser eh :*

feel like queers are pretty understanding about this when it comes to het relationships but suuuuuper not w queer ones, which sux

(and i do think you’re lucky to be loved by ppl you’re sleeping with if that’s your jam!!! love is super nice AND lucky! i think i am lucky all the time)

got tagged by sara cyclogenesis, thanks doll :*


Name: Mik
Birthday: March 24th
Favorite color: also green
Lucky number: 22 which means I’m living my lucky age
Height: oof I dunno but short. maybe like 5’4 or 5’5
Talents: crying at the drop of a hat, stretching, sad noises, making the sun come out everywhere I go (am a sun god irl)
Last dream you remember: I had a weird dream last night where I was Matilda as in the Roald Dahl character (but from the movie). but also I could fly and I was like abnormally big (like giant size while everyone else was people size) and there was a bit where I was saving the school from Misss Trunchbull while the Avengers theme music was playing #swag
Can you juggle: emphatically not
Do you like writing: yes when I remember to actually do it
Do you like dancing: yeeees and I haven’t been in so long!! Bristol is a bit dead bc all the students are gone but I think I will probs go dancing this month, yay
Do you like singing: yes I am a rare talent
Fantasies: the big one is become like a successful author and every country in Europe wants to give me a visa and I live in a really beautiful little apartment and have nice things and am doing p well financially and get to just write for the rest of my life. oh did this mean like sexually or something?? whatevs that first one is pretty sexy.

Dream vacation: at the moment I’m really into the idea of Eastern Europe, like mb Croatia or Romania or back to Prague
Dream guy/gal/person: person w pet fox
Dream wedding: ah man a REALLY NICE ONE either outside or in like a castle or something, with a nice band and lots and lots of friends and I get to wear a really really pretty dress.
Dream pet: I want a cat again :( I miss my best cat but I would also like one who was a bit more cuddly OH NO WAIT PET BABY FOX
Dream job: feel like I’m pinching off Sara but: successful writer who varies between mysterious in her country house and like a younger generation’s Zadie Smith uhm
Favorite album: hmm, I think there’s a couple that would be up there, like Grimes’ Visions and Red by Taylor Swift and the JJAMZ album, but I’m not sure I have a favourite per se
Least favorite song: I dunno like Thrift Shop or something
Least favorite album: usually an album is only a least favourite if it’s been a real disappointment bc I used to love the band, so mb like a Manchester Orchestra or Fall Out Boy one or something?? or lol the Panic album after Ryan Ross left
Least favorite artist: you know I still really resent Katy Perry probs unfairly……. and also Little Mix a bit, ‘least favourite’ might be a bit harsh but I am sick of ppl telling me to care about them

Guys/girls/both/other: girls girls girls
Hair colour: I don’t think I actually care
Eye colour: yah same but my gf has nice eyes all big & dark
Humorous/serious: I dated a girl without a sense of humour once it was the WORST
Taller/shorter: taller but I get that that’s unfair so I’m learning to wear heels
Biggest turn-off: uhm being a dick but also smoking tbh (like tobacco as a habit) bc I never thought that would be a problem for me as it’s not with my friends etc, I know it’s a coping mechanism for a lot of people, but after my awful ex I don’t think I could deal w it in a partner again
Biggest turn-on: smart hotties ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll tag extemporally, ohenjay, sophisti-cunted, sluttywidow and whoever else wants to do it :*

cara tagged me in a thing
the numbers are your name/your url/your blog title/your current crush/your fave colour/write something in caps/your fave band/ your fave number/your fave drink/tag people

cara tagged me in a thing

the numbers are your name/your url/your blog title/your current crush/your fave colour/write something in caps/your fave band/ your fave number/your fave drink/tag people


gbbo ain’t what it used to be it just made me call an old woman a cunt


a broken man


a broken man

eyo, does anyone happen to have copies of The Like’s early EPs? the first three, I mean. or also that super cute zine they put out? I dunno where my files have gone over the years :’(